Chinese language is one of the hardest language to learn, it comprises of seven main dialects, Mandarin (官話), Cantonese (廣州話, 廣府話), Hakka (客家話), Wu (吳語), Min (閩語), Xiang (湘語), and Gan (贛語). Learning to read and write the Chinese language can take a long period of time especially for someone who has not in one way or the other been exposed to a Chinese community. Also, speaking Chinese can be very funny to so many English speaking people, Oftentimes, it seems as if One is not making any sense. Chinese languages and names are used in China and in Chinese communities all over the world. To most people especially non-Chinese, the language is only used as a comic relief because of the way it sounds. Some of the names get lost in translation and don’t translate well into English.
Let’s pause here and look into some Funny Chinese Names.
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Funny Chinese Name for Girls & Meaning
Chinese names may be short, but they’re packed with meaning and sometimes even a bit of history.
1. Baozhai – Stockade of treasures.
2. Yuan – Original
3. Lijuan – Soft
4. Suyin – Simple sounding
5. Changchang – Flourishing
6. Yue – Moon
7. Liling – White jasmine tinkling
8. Zongying – Following talent
9. Shuang – Lively
10. Zhilan – Iris orchid
11. Ying – Clever
12. Xingjuan – Lucky and beautiful
13. Min – Quick
14. Yan – Swallow the bird
15. Huian – Obliging, Quiet
16. Dongmei – Younger sister east
17. Yun – Clouds
18. Jingfei – Quiet not
19. Mingxia – Clear halo
20. Jie – Cleanliness
21. Huiqing – Liberal good luck
22. Niu – Girl
23. Qingling – Lucky years
24. Yanmei – Flattering and Seductive
25. Xiaofan – Little ordinary
26. Qingzhao – Clear understanding
27. Xiang – Fragrant, Incense
28. Zhu – Red
29. Tung-Mei – Winter plums
30. Shuchun – Pure beauty
31. Ning – Rest, Tranquillity
32. Changying – Flourishing and Lustrous
33. Guang – Light, Glory
34. Huifang – Kind and Fragrant
35. Jiayi – Auspicious one.
36. Meixiang – Beautiful fragrance
37. Meifeng – Beautiful wind
38. Lanying – Blue glitter or Blue quartz
39. Ting – Slim person
40. Shui – One who is like a water
41. Suyin – Plain, Unadorned sound
42. Xiaodan – Little dawn
43. Zhu – Bamboo
44. Cai Futong – Chinese name for Tenpay (an online payment system similar to Paypal)
45. Hei Muer – Black fungus
46. Dai Naizhao – Homonym for wearing a bra
47. Fan Jian – Act like a bitch
48. Mimi – Boobs
49. Mao Taimei – Hair too beautiful
50. He – The third mistress
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Funny Chinese Names for Boys & Meaning
51. Wai Go Nao – Can you stay awhile
52. Yanyuan – Actor
53. Koshing – Step by step upwards
54. Kuo – Vast
55. Li – Logic
56. Lim – Forest
57. Tong – Chatterbox
58. Gao Fushuai – Tall, Rich, Handsome
59. Mao Zexi – East and West
60. Bao Shuang – Guaranteed satisfaction
61. Cao Nima – Motherfucker
62. Hehehe
63. Fan Tong – Idiot
64. Hu Jintao – Former Chinese president
65. Zhu Guo – Motherland or Homeland
66. Zhi Fubao – Alipay (the Alibaba’s online payment system founded by Jack Ma)
67. San Dianqiu – Lightning ball
68. Cao Xiaoma – Fuck little horse
69. Ye – Buddha
70. Kong – Empty, Hollow
71. Wu Liuqi – Five, Six, Seven
72. Wang – Tuesday
73. Long – Mystical creature, Dragon
74. Liu – Sexually happy/blessed
75. Lai Gaochao – Come orgasm/climax
76. Xu – Dog man or bastard
77. Shi Datuo – Big pile of shit
78. Chang Gaochao – Often orgasm/climax
79. Jiang Zemin – Former Chinese president
80. Hao Niubi – Very
81. Xian Youqian – Have money first
82. Xian Youquan – Have power first
83. Zang – Orgasm/climax
84. Bambang – A soldier
85. Bartek – Farmer’s son
86. Benjimen – Right-hand son
87. Bartolomeo – Son of a farmer
88. Biaggio – One who stammers
89. Jing – Capital city
90. Binyamin – Ploughman
91. Bolin – An elder brother of the rain
92. Change – Adoption of a different route
93. Chaun – The one who has financial and emotional security
94. Dishi – A man of high virtue
95. Dingbang – One who protects his country
96. Fai – Beginning
97. Gang – Hard, Rigid or Strong
98. Horacio – Timekeeper
99. Huang – Bright yellow
100. Kang – Health
101. Luo – Camel
102. Jiao-long – One who looks like a dragon
103. Shen – A spirit
104. Jian – One who is agreeable or sound
105. Jig – Quickly, One who is quick.
106. Jordell – Bee-keeper or Monk
107. Jun – Truth
108. Keung – Universe
109. Kong – Void
110. Wu Mei – Let’s date
111. Dum Gai – Stupid man
112. Lin Yew Lin – Try saying it quickly
113. Xun – Fast
114. Xiaoping – Little bottle
115. Yin – Voice
116. Duyi – All-one
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Other Funny Chinese Names (Surnames)
117. Tan (in Cantonese)– Fried egg
118. Chan (in Cantonese) – Bankrupt
119. Chin (in Mandarin) – Keep quiet
120. Tai (in Hokkein) – Poor fellow
121. Chen (in Mandarin) – Dusty
122. Soo (in Mandarin) – Fated to lose
123. Tong (in Mandarin) – Rubbish bin
124. Liaw (in Hokkein) – You are dead
125. Cheng (in Hokkein) – Touch your buttock
126. Chong (in Mandarin) – Worms-infested bird
127. Leow (in Hokkein) – Lost till…