15. Fake Helen Zille<\/h3>\n
“She is fake – even she had to go and do plastic surgery, she is not original. If you can fake your own face, what about the policies? it means you are fake. If you look at the original picture, Helen Zille is very ugly. She really looks like a real apartheid agent.”<\/p>\n See Also: Funniest Jokes Ever Told In South Africa<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n “His role is to smile at the madam every time”<\/p>\n See Also: Mugabe Caught Doing The Unthinkable 8 Times In Public<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n “You can go out\u2026rubbish is what you have covered in that trouser \u2013 that is rubbish. That which you have covered in [your] clothes is rubbish, ok? You are a small boy you can\u2019t do anything. Go out\u2026bastard! Go out! You bloody agent!”<\/p>\n “I only debate with serious political youth formations. Not a group of the racist Helen Zille’s garden boys…”<\/p>\n “You can arrest me, but you can’t arrest my ideas”<\/p>\n <\/p>\n “We are used like toilet paper that is flushed in the toilet. We are used like condoms — those who use condoms will know how condoms work, they use them and they throw them [away] somewhere else.”<\/p>\n “President Mandela is sick and you don’t want to contribute to a worsening condition of Mandela by not voting ANC. President Mandela will never endure if the ANC is out of power.”<\/p>\n “Comrade Blade Nzimande is complaining that EFF stole the \u2018red color\u2019, he does not have a copyright on the \u2018red color\u2019. There\u2019s nothing we can steal from him because he has nothing but that skuurpot (pot scourer) face of his. Why didn\u2019t he complain when Vodacom was red?”<\/p>\n \u201cAfrikaner farmers have only one passport. They have nowhere to go.\u201d<\/p>\n “I was never asked to debate Lindiwe. I am not going to use our profile to profile her. She is a tea girl for the madam – she must stay there in the kitchen.”<\/p>\n “She is a\u00a0cockroach … she dances like a monkey.”<\/p>\n “I don’t know what is a priority to him, maybe getting married every year. He specialises on that one.”<\/p>\n “An elder who is irritated by kids is a problem for me.”<\/p>\n “She must use her fake accent to address our problems\u2026she must not behave like a spoilt minister!”<\/p>\n![\"helen-zille\"](\"https:\/\/buzzsouthafrica.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/helen-zille.jpg\")
<\/a>Julius reportedly<\/a> believed Helen Zille “has no ambition of the people of the Eastern Cape”. So he expressed the said belief as quoted below:<\/p>\n14. Joe Seremane’s Role In DA<\/h2>\n
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<\/a>Julius was challenged with the necessity to interpret the role of the most senior black leader in the\u00a0main opposition party the Democratic Alliance (DA). And he effortlessly described<\/a> Seremane’s duty in DA as shown below:<\/p>\n13. The BBC News Correspondent with Rubbish Covered in His Trouser<\/h2>\n
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<\/a>It’s on record<\/a> that\u00a0Jonah Fisher, a BBC News correspondent, described Julius’ provoking response to his question as “that\u2019s rubbish”. Julius obviously in dire need to paint a vivid picture of what rubbish is, directed the statement below to Jonah Fisher.<\/p>\n12. Helen Zille’s Garden Boys<\/h2>\n
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<\/a>As the\u00a0African National Congress (ANC) Youth League leader, Julius Malema shied away from a political debate<\/a> with the DA’s youth leader, uniquely scolding his counterpart as stated below:<\/p>\n11. Julius’ Un-arrestable Ideas<\/h2>\n
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<\/a>Julius Maleam made it clear that he is not scared of jail. News24<\/a> reported him saying “they can lock me up. I don’t care. I will go and come back. You cannot silence political debate through scaring tactics.” He ultimately stated that his ideas are not arrest-able. That’s quite a reasonable quote from a man with unusual comments. But then, the worrisome question is; the ideas that can’t be arrested, do they include ideas that inspire his statements?<\/p>\n10. Julius’ Expulsion From ANC<\/h2>\n
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<\/a>It was reported <\/a>that Julius was originally suspended for five years for sowing division in the ANC party and for bringing it into disrepute. He was subsequently expelled from the party and he mournfully narrated his ordeal with the odd comparison quoted below:<\/p>\n9. Julius Campaigns For ANC With Mandela’s Life<\/h2>\n
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<\/a>Julius idea of the medication that will help restore the falling health of Mandela was to urge voters\u00a0to back the ruling African National Congress in local polls. He literally inferred that Mandela’s life is dependent on the ANC\u00a0retaining power as he\u00a0reportedly<\/a> expressed the better medication for Mandela as seen below:<\/p>\n8. Nzimande And The Red Color<\/h2>\n
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<\/a>The General Secretary of the South African Communist Party\u00a0Dr. Bonginkosi Emmanuel “Blade” Nzimande complained that the Economic Freedom Fighters\u00a0(EFF) stole their red color identity. In response<\/a>, Julius Malema abusively albeit rightly pointed out that nobody owns “a copyright on the red color”. Hear him:<\/p>\n7. Afrikaner Farmers And Land Distribution<\/h2>\n
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<\/a>Julius once said<\/a> that “the land in South Africa belonged to the landless and the whites were reluctant to give back the land which they owned through theft.” In view of that, can someone help us decipher what he meant below:<\/p>\n6. Julius And The “Tea Girl” Debate Challenge<\/h2>\n
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<\/a>While running away from a political debate as challenged by Lindiwe Mazibuko, Julius Malema again responded in his peculiar way. According<\/a> to him:<\/p>\n5. A Cockroach Dancing Like a Monkey<\/h2>\n
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<\/a>Sowetan Live<\/a> narrated that Malema asked hundreds of ANC supporters at the Winrainbow branch in ward 19 of the Polokwane municipality if they have “ever seen an ugly woman in a blue dress dancing like a monkey because she is looking for votes”. We all surely fancy seeing a roach that dances like a monkey especially when the roach isn’t the\u00a0Democratic Alliance leader Helen Zille.<\/p>\n4. Zuma’s Priority<\/h2>\n
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<\/a>Like many South Africans, Julius was confused about the priority of the president. Thus, he confessed his confusion to journalists as indicated beneath:<\/p>\n3. Julius’ Problem With Elders<\/h2>\n
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<\/a>Zuma was the elder, Julius and the youth wing of the ANC were the kids. The quote<\/a> below was Julius’s way of telling the leadership of ANC that he was irritated and fed-up with their ceaseless intrusion, prying and inquisitiveness.<\/p>\n2.\u00a0 Naledi’s Accent<\/h2>\n
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<\/a>Julius has been tolerant of Naledi’s accent. Nevertheless, his perceived misconduct of Naledi showed that he’s no longer at ease with the way she modulates her voice while speaking. So, Julius opined<\/a> that Naledi’s ‘fake accent’ should tackle problems as quoted underneath:<\/p>\n1.\u00a0Mamphela Ramphele<\/h2>\n
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<\/a>Julius sees no other reason that made Mamphela a politician except for her quest to compensate her ‘failed business’ with gratuity\u00a0that is\u00a0to be paid if she gets to serve in the parliament. Thus the underneath quote was attributed to her.<\/p>\n