{"id":1858,"date":"2014-11-21T15:42:31","date_gmt":"2014-11-21T14:42:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzsouthafrica.com\/?p=1858"},"modified":"2020-07-29T12:55:56","modified_gmt":"2020-07-29T11:55:56","slug":"funniest-break-up-text-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/buzzsouthafrica.com\/funniest-break-up-text-ever\/","title":{"rendered":"Funniest Break-Up Text Ever: \u201cYou Were Rude To My Cat\u201d Goes Viral"},"content":{"rendered":"
The screenshot of what could be classified as one of the funniest break-up text messages ever is going viral on Twitter. The weird breakup message was uploaded on Twitter as a means of shaming the “former boo” by the recipient\u2019s best friend.<\/p>\n
It would appear that the\u00a0guy, known as\u00a0“Bobo” wasn’t getting what he bargained for in his latest relationship – and he decided to end it with a text message. Please note that it\u00a0wasn’t the regular short, straight-to-the-point breakup text.<\/p>\n
In the text, the man spells six very interesting reasons for the break-up with his 7 weeks old girlfriend, explaining the reason he is dumping her.<\/p>\n
The complaints range from very interesting oddities like the girl not updating her Facebook status to her being “rude” to the guy’s cat – and it didn’t stop there.<\/p>\n
The explanations, which were both very specific and puzzling are now being shared and retweeted\u00a0by thousands of people on Twitter and other social media outlets. Read it for yourself in the tweet<\/a>\u00a0below:<\/p>\n “My friend just sent me this break-up message she received after 7 weeks of dating. My fav reason for the <\/em>split is #3″<\/em><\/p>\n <\/a><\/p>\n Getting dumped is already complicated as it is but over a text message? It’s like adding insult to injury or salt to an open wound. Below are hilarious and creative break-up text.<\/p>\n At the mention of Pat’s…did she just have a change of heart?<\/p>\n <\/a><\/p>\n Can someone please tell me whether it’s a male\/female or female\/male behind this text messages?<\/p>\n <\/a><\/p>\n Lol! Okay, this guy obviously suddenly finds himself alone; no girlfriend, and decide to recycle.<\/p>\n <\/a><\/p>\n Girl just got taunted into self-snitching and made breaking up with her so easy for him.<\/p>\n <\/a><\/p>\n Oh now, this girl\/dude is super smart, the dude\/girl just got the spanky response to a stupid question.<\/p>\n <\/a><\/p>\n See Also: 52 Short Funny Jokes That\u2019ll Surely Get You Laughing Out Your Worries<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n Geez! no wonder some girls can’t be trusted. This is what happens when one tries to play the love triangle.<\/p>\n <\/a><\/p>\n Talk about self-snitching…<\/p>\n <\/a><\/p>\n This one really leaves me speechless.<\/p>\n <\/a><\/p>\n Wow! a confession has just been weaselled out of someone right here.<\/p>\n <\/a><\/p>\n This person is either a geek or sarcastically sneaking out of the relationship.<\/p>\n <\/a><\/p>\n See Also: 150 Funny Jokes For Kids<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n Now this one goes like, “I don’t care if you cheated, so long as my X<\/em>box\u00a0is still in one piece.”\u00a0<\/em>Which is worse? to be\u00a0hurt that he didn’t love you enough to care about your cheating? Or love his Xbox over you.<\/p>\n <\/a><\/p>\n I gotta hand it to the aloof\u00a0kind of dudes giving the girls the silent treatment. Gosh! that must have hurt.<\/p>\n13 Funniest Break-Up Text Ever<\/strong><\/h2>\n
1. Table turn<\/strong><\/h3>\n
2. The Recycler<\/strong><\/h3>\n
3. Taunting Break-up text<\/strong><\/h3>\n
4. The super smart break-up text<\/strong><\/h3>\n
5. Caught in Between<\/strong><\/h3>\n
6. Break-up or Divorce?<\/strong><\/h3>\n
7. Brutal sarcasm\u00a0<\/strong><\/h3>\n
8. Movie-over Break-up text<\/strong><\/h3>\n
9. Break-up for Bad health<\/strong><\/h3>\n
10. Xbox break-up text<\/strong><\/h3>\n
11. Silent Knight break-up text<\/strong><\/h3>\n