Funny Random Questions<\/strong><\/span><\/h3>\nWhat is the speed of dark?<\/p>\n
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?<\/p>\n
What was the best thing before sliced bread?<\/p>\n\n
Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?<\/p>\n
Does a man-eating shark eat women, too?<\/p>\n
When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?<\/p>\n
When night falls who picks it up?<\/p>\n
When people lose weight, where does it go?<\/p>\n
How come chocolate milk doesn’t come from brown cows?<\/p>\n
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty is an egg?<\/p>\n
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?<\/p>\n
Does one of your socks have a hole in it? Actually, both the socks are bound to have one hole each – one through which you put your foot inside!<\/p>\n
Why do people ask, “going up?” even when they see you are standing at level 0 waiting for the elevator?<\/p>\n
If a bus stops at a bus station, does your work stop at your workstation?<\/p>\n
If it is illegal to drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?<\/p>\n
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, how do monkeys and apes still exist?<\/p>\n
What treatment would you seek if you were addicted to therapy?<\/p>\n
Have you been to jail?<\/p>\n
They accidentally step on your foot, then ask, “did that hurt?” Why?<\/p>\n
Do you twist your tongue while saying a tongue twister?<\/p>\n
Don’t you think the eyes must be jealous of the nose for not letting them see each other?<\/p>\n
What’s the need to ask “what are you doing here?”, on meeting at a movie theater?<\/p>\n\n
If Iceland has ice, does Finland have fins?<\/p>\n
Since there is a speed of light and a speed of sound, is there a speed of smell?<\/p>\n
What do chickens think we taste like?<\/p>\n
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?<\/p>\n
What do sheep count when they can’t get to sleep?<\/p>\n
What happens if you get scared half to death, …twice?<\/p>\n
Do fish get thirsty?<\/p>\n
If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then what are Girl Scout cookies made out of?<\/p>\n
What you talk about when there is nothing to talk about<\/p>\n
if nothing sticks to teflon what makes th teflon stick to the pan?<\/p>\n
Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?<\/p>\n
Is it wrong for a vegetarian to eat animal crackers?<\/p>\n
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?<\/p>\n
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?<\/p>\n
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it is called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it is called cargo?<\/p>\n
If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?<\/p>\n
What is another word for thesaurus?<\/p>\n
Why is abbreviation such a long word?<\/p>\n
What do they use to ship styrofoam?<\/p>\n\n
When sign makers go on strike, what do their signs say?<\/p>\n
If a fly has no wings would you call him a walk?<\/p>\n
If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?<\/p>\n
If beauty is skin deep, do ugly people have to remove their skin to look attractive?<\/p>\n
they abduct the dumbest people?<\/p>\n
Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn’t usually wear any pants?<\/p>\n
Why don’t they call mustaches “mouthbrows?”<\/p>\n
If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?<\/p>\n
Do nuns use crayons?<\/p>\n
What’s wrong in saying that there’s nothing wrong in going wrong once in a while but it’s very wrong to go wrong always? How many wrongs did I say?<\/p>\n
What to do if an endangered animal eats endangered plants?<\/p>\n
If you were a geometric shape, what would you like to be?<\/p>\n
If you were of the opposite sex, who would you be like?<\/p>\n
What’s the point in asking a waiter, “is that dish good?” Which waiter would say it isn’t!<\/p>\n
Aren’t the ears already outside? So why say ‘keep an ear out…’?<\/p>\n
Why do people ask, “were you sleeping?” on waking you up from sleep?<\/p>\n
How would you know if the dictionary had a wrongly spelled word?<\/p>\n\n
Why does the word ‘monosyllabic’ have five syllables?<\/p>\n
Why do they call a building a building when it is already built?<\/p>\n
If seven-elevens are always open, why do they have locks on their doors?<\/p>\n
If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown, too?<\/p>\n
If honesty is the best policy, then is dishonesty the second best policy?<\/p>\n
When a cow laughs, does milk come out of its nose?<\/p>\n
Do hummingbirds hum because they don’t know the words?<\/p>\n
What happens when you swallow your pride?<\/p>\n
What if the hokey pokey really is what it’s all about?<\/p>\n
What if someone died in the living room?<\/p>\n
Do mass murderers kill only in church?<\/p>\n
Do people in Australia call the rest of the world ‘up over’?<\/p>\n
If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how will anyone ever know?<\/p>\n
If we say, we are here to help others, what are the others here for?<\/p>\n
How can you be ‘all ears’ to something when you have just two? You should be ‘both ears’!<\/p>\n
How can you ‘lend’ someone a helping hand when you can’t take it out?<\/p>\n
If ‘pro’ is the opposite of ‘con’, is ‘progress’ the opposite of ‘congress’?<\/p>\n
Don’t you think, the term, ‘free gift’ is a redundant use of words?<\/p>\n
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?<\/p>\n\n
Would you believe in a liar who admits he is one?<\/p>\n
If you are to take a picture of cheese, what do you think it would say?<\/p>\n
Who killed the dead sea?<\/p>\n
Where is Old Zealand?<\/p>\n
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?”<\/p>\n
Who was the first person to see an egg come from a chicken’s butt and think, “I’ll bet that would be good to eat?<\/p>\n
If a candle factory burns down, does everyone just stand around and sing “Happy Birthday?”<\/p>\n
If people from Poland are called “”poles”” are people from Holland called “”holes?””<\/p>\n
Can you cry under water?<\/p>\n
Is there an abbreviation for the word abbreviation?<\/p>\n
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?<\/p>\n
Why do people say “you know…” How would you know before they complete?<\/p>\n
What if a wrong number is busy? You would never know it’s wrong!<\/p>\n
What would you call the fear of fears?<\/p>\n
What’s the point in saying “what are you saying?” when you know what’s being said!<\/p>\n
Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?<\/p>\n
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?<\/p>\n
Is it okay to shoot tourists during tourist season?<\/p>\n
Why can’t we tickle ourselves?<\/p>\n
If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what do you think it is expanding into?<\/p>\n
Why are boxing rings square-shaped?<\/p>\n
If a guy that was about to die in the electric chair had a heart attack should they save him?<\/p>\n\n
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?<\/p>\n
Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David?<\/p>\n
If London Bridge is standing why is there a song about it falling down?<\/p>\n
Why is it that before 9\/11 they always showed the emergency broadcast system test, and on 9\/11 they never used it?<\/p>\n
If a nursing mother had her nipples pierced would the milk come out of all three holes?<\/p>\n
Why doesn’t McDonald’s sell hotdogs?<\/p>\n
At a movie theatre which arm rest is yours?<\/p>\n
What is Satan’s last name?<\/p>\n
Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They’re going to see you naked anyway.<\/p>\n
Do they have the word “dictionary” in the dictionary?<\/p>\n
Can you daydream at night?<\/p>\n
Why are the little styrofoam pieces called peanuts?<\/p>\n
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don’t lay eggs.<\/p>\n
Do siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?<\/p>\n
Why are they called ‘Jolly Ranchers’? Who said that the ranchers were jolly?<\/p>\n
Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?<\/p>\n
Can a short person “talk down” to a taller person?<\/p>\n
Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?<\/p>\n
Can animals commit suicide?<\/p>\n
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?<\/p>\n
If a doctor suddenly had a heart attack while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?<\/p>\n
How can something be “new” and “improved”? if it’s new, what was it improving on?<\/p>\n\n
Why aren’t drapes double sided so it looks nice on the inside and outside of your home?<\/p>\n
What is the stage of a reptile when it has eggs in it but they haven’t been laid. Are they pregnant?<\/p>\n
If Mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?<\/p>\n
Why do people never say “it’s only a game” when they’re winning?<\/p>\n
If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?<\/p>\n
Why is it called a funny bone, when if you hit it, it’s not funny at all?<\/p>\n
Do you yawn in your sleep?<\/p>\n
If a stripper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense?<\/p>\n
Why do we sing “Rock a bye baby” to lull a baby to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle on the ground?<\/p>\n
If parents say, “Never take candy from strangers” then why do we celebrate Halloween?<\/p>\n
Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself?<\/p>\n
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?<\/p>\n
When two people marry, they say, “you may kiss the bride”. What do they say if two MEN get married?<\/p>\n
Why is it that when we “skate on thin ice”, we can “get in hot water”?<\/p>\n
Why do people say beans beans the magical fruit when beans are vegetables?<\/p>\n
If laughter is the best medicine, who’s the idiot who said they ‘died laughing’?<\/p>\n
If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches?<\/p>\n
How fast do hotcakes sell?<\/p>\n\n
Do prison buses have emergency exits?<\/p>\n
Do astronauts change their clocks when they move over different time zones in space?<\/p>\n
Can a black person join the kkk?<\/p>\n
When lightning strikes the ocean why don’t all the fish die?<\/p>\n
When there’s two men who “get married”, do they both go to the same bachelor party?<\/p>\n
Why do dogs like the smell of other dogs butts?<\/p>\n
If a cannibal was on death row could he ask for the last guy that was electrocuted for his last meal?<\/p>\n
Do Chinese people get English sayings tattooed on their bodies?<\/p>\n
Do glow-in-the-dark objects stop glowing when somebody turns the lights on?<\/p>\n
Can crop circles be square?<\/p>\n
If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don’t they fall through the floor?<\/p>\n
Why is it that on a phone or calculator the number five has a little dot on it?<\/p>\n
When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible?<\/p>\n
If a bald person works as a chef at a restaurant, do they have to wear a hairnet?<\/p>\n
If milk goes bad if not refrigerated, does it go bad if the cow isn’t refrigerated?<\/p>\n
Who is Sadie Hawkins?<\/p>\n
Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?<\/p>\n
Can cannibals be arrested for being under the influence of alcohol (e.g. drunk-driving) if they have eaten someone who was drunk?<\/p>\n
If you died with braces on would they take them off?<\/p>\n
If someone has their nose pierced, have a cold, and take their nose ring out. Does snot come out of the piercing hole?<\/p>\n
How come lemon washing up liquid contains real lemons, but lemon juice contains artificial flavorings.<\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
What a very good way to have fun and enjoy your weekend. I have heard people ask different kinds of questions, some of them thought-provoking, some annoying, some stupid while some are intelligent, but these set of questions can make you laugh out loud, though they might make sense but there is always an element […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1464,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_oasis_is_in_workflow":0,"_oasis_original":0,"_oasis_task_priority":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[431],"tags":[422],"yoast_head":"\n
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