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These jokes are indeed very funny, but they also sound stupid, however, the stupid nature of these jokes is one of the main reasons why they are actually funny. When reading or listening to a joke just have in mind that it doesn’t have to make meaning to be funny, nevertheless the funniest jokes ever heard are those ones that make no meaning. Here are some examples of some funny stupid jokes that might interest you. These jokes are guaranteed to make you groan as well as laugh out loud. They are also stupid for one and all! Silly set of jokes that kids and adults can enjoy. We hope you’ll find them interesting

Stupid Jokes That Are Funny

1. Q. Where do snowmen keep their money?

A. In snow banks.

2. Q. What’s brown and sticky?

A. A stick.

3. Q. Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea?



A. Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels!

4. Q. What dog keeps the best time?

A. A watchdog.

5. Q. Why did the tomato turn red?

A. It saw the salad dressing!

6. Q. What happens to cows during an earthquake?

A. They give milkshakes!

7. Q. Why did the jelly wobble?

A. Because it saw the milkshake!

8. Q. What do you call a girl who is always in the bookies?

A. Betty!

9. Q. What did the penny say to the other penny?

A. We make perfect cents.

10. Q. Why did the man with one hand cross the road?

A. To get to the second-hand shop.

11. Q. Why did the picture go to jail?

A. Because it was framed.

12. Q. What did one wall say to the other wall?

A. I’ll meet you at the corner.

13. Q. Why did the soccer player bring string to the game?

A. So he could tie the score.

14. Q. Why is a baseball team similar to a muffin?

A. They both depend on the batter.

15. Q. Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean?

A. Because they dropped out of school!

16. Q. What goes up and down but doesn’t move?

A. The temperature!

17. Q. What two days of the week start with the letter “T”?

A. Today and Tomorrow!

18. Q. What did the judge say to the dentist?

A. Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

19. Q. What do you call a bear with no socks on?

A. Barefoot.

20. . What can you serve but never eat?

A. A volleyball.jokes

21. Q. What did the teddy bear say when he was offered dessert?

A. No thanks, I’m stuffed!

22. Q. Why did the barber win the race?

A. Because he took a shortcut.

23. Q. What’s taken before you get it?

A. Your picture.

24. Q. Why did Goofy put a clock under his desk?

A. Because he wanted to work over-time!

25. Q. Why did Tommy throw the clock out of the window?

A. Because he wanted to see time fly!

26. Q. How does a moulded fruit-flavoured dessert answer the phone?

A. Jell-o!

27. Q. Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

A. In case they get a hole in one!

28. Q. What did the tie say to the hat?

A. You go on ahead, I’ll just hang around!

29. Q. What would you call two banana skins?

A. A pair of slippers

30. Q. How did the farmer mend his pants?

A. With cabbage patches!

31. Q. Why don’t they serve chocolate in prison?

A. Because it makes you break out!

32. Q. What do you call artificial spaghetti?

A. Mockaroni!

33. Q. How do you catch a squirrel?

A. Climb a tree and act like a nut!

34. Q. What do you do with a blue whale?

A. Try to cheer him up!

35. Q. How do you communicate with a fish?

A. Drop him a line!

36. Q. Did you hear the joke about the roof?

A. Never mind, it’s over your head!

37. Q. What do you call a cow eating grass in a paddock?

A. A lawn mower

38. Q. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?

A. Because he had no-body to go with.

39. Q. What did the grape do when it got stepped on?

A. It let out a little wine!

40. Q. How do you make a tissue dance?

A. Put a little boogey in it!

41. Q. Where do bees go to the bathroom?

A. At the BP station!

42. Q. Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

A. He wanted cold hard cash!

43. Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

A. “Is that you mommy?”

44. Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

A. Frostbite.

45. Q. What are two things you cannot have for breakfast?

A. Lunch and dinner.

46. Q. Why did the boy sprinkle sugar on his pillow before he went to sleep?

A. So he could have sweet dreams.

47. Q. Why did the robber take a bath?

A. Because he wanted to make a clean getaway.

48. Q. Why can’t a leopard hide?

A. Because he’s always spotted!

49. Q. What do you give a dog with a fever?

A. Mustard, it’s the best thing for a hot dog!

50. Q. What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

A. A sour puss!

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51. Q. Why were the giant’s fingers only eleven inches long?

A. Because if they were twelve inches long, they’d be afoot.

52. Q. What is invisible and smells like carrots?

A. Bunny Farts!

53. Q. What runs but can’t walk?

A. The faucet!

54. Q. Why did the teacher jump into the lake?

A. Because she wanted to test the waters!

55. Q. Why did the belt go to jail?

A. Because it held up a pair of pants!

56. Q. What is the centre of gravity?

A. The letter V!

57. Q. Which is the longest word in the dictionary?

A. “Smiles”, because there is a mile between each “s”!

58. Q. Which month do soldiers hate most?

A. The month of March!

59. Q. What did the painter say to the wall?

A. One more crack like that and I’ll plaster you!

60. Q. What kind of key opens the door on Thanksgiving?

A. A turkey!

61. Q. What kind of cake do you get at a cafeteria?

A. A stomach-cake!

62. Q. Why did the cookie go to the hospital?

A. He felt crummy!

63. Q. When does a cart come before a horse?

A. In the dictionary!

64. Q. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?

A. Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses!

65. Q. What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A. A little horse

66. Q. What do you call cheese that is not yours?

A. Nacho Cheese

67. Q. What do prisoners use to call each other?

A. Cell phones.

68. Q. What do you get from a pampered cow?

A. Spoiled milk.

69. Q. Where do polar bears vote?

A. The North Poll

70. Q. What has four legs but can’t walk?

A. A table!

71. Q. Why did the turtle cross the road?

A. To get to the Shell station!

72. Q. What did the ground say to the earthquake?

A. You crack me up!

73. Q. Why did the sheep say “moo”?

A. It was learning a new language!

74. Q. What streets do ghosts haunt?

A. Dead ends!

75. Q. What is an astronaut’s favourite place on a computer?

A. The Spacebar!

76. Q. What bow can’t be tied?

A. A rainbow!

77. Q. What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?

A. Every morning you’ll rise and shine!

78. Q. What does a teddy bear put in his house?

A. Fur-niture!

79. Q. Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?

A. He was a chicken.

80. Q. What is the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A. The teacher says spit your gum out and the train says “chew chew chew”.

81. Q. Why did the birdie go to the hospital?

A. To get a tweetment.

82. Q. Have you heard the joke about the butter?

A. I better not tell you, it might spread.

83. Q. How do baseball players stay cool?

A. Sit next to their fans.

84. Q. What gets wetter the more it dries?

A. A towel.

85. Q. Where does wood come from?

A. A guy named Woody.

86. Q. What has one horn and gives milk

A. A milk truck.

87. Q. Where do bulls get their messages

A. On a bull-etin board.

88. Q. What is a tornado?

A. Mother nature doing the twist!

89. Q. Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?

A. He didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills!

90. Q. How do you tease fruit?

A. Banananananananana!

91. Q. What did the big firecracker say to the little firecracker?

A. My pop is bigger than yours.

92. Q. What did the big chimney say to the small chimney?

A. You are too little to smoke.

93. Q. What do you call a surgeon with eight arms?

A. A doctopus!

94Q. What happens to a hamburger that misses a lot of school?

A. He has a lot of ketchup time!

95. Q. Why did the man at the orange juice factory lose his job?

A. He couldn’t concentrate!

96. Q. How do you repair a broken tomato?

A. Tomato Paste!

97. Q. Why did the tree go to the dentist?

A. To get a root canal.

98. Q. Why did the child study in the aeroplane?

A. He wanted a higher education!

99. Q. Why was the broom late?

A. It over swept!

100. Q. Where do cows go on holiday?

A. Moo York

Short Stupid Jokes

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101. Q. Where did the computer go to dance?

A. To a disc-o.

102. Q. What do you call a man who rolls in the leaves?

A. Russel

103. Q. What has one head, one foot and four legs?

A. A Bed

104. Q. What exam do young witches have to pass?

A. A spell-ing test!

105. Q. Why did the boy eat his homework?

A. Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake!

106. Q. Why is Basketball such a messy sport?

A. Because you dribble on the floor!

107. Q. What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the courtroom?

A. Odour in the court.

108. Q. What did the water say to the boat?

A. Nothing, it just waved.

109. Q. What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?

A. Dam!

110. Q. Why was the math book sad?

A. Because it had too many problems.

111. Q. What runs but doesn’t get anywhere?

A. A refrigerator.

112. Q. What did one virus say to another?

A. Stay away, I think I’ve got penicillin!

113. Q. What did the tie say to the hat?

A. You go on ahead and I’ll hang around!

114. Q. What pet makes the loudest noise?

A. A trum-pet!

115. Q. What do you get when you put a fish and an elephant together?

A. Swimming trunks.

116. Q. What goes up when the rain comes down?

A. An umbrella.

117. Q. What disappears when you stand up?

A. Your lap.

118. Q. What kind of lights did Noah use on the Ark?

A. Floodlights!

119. Q. What do computers do when they get hungry?

A. They eat chips!

120. Q. Why don’t you see giraffes in elementary school?

A. Because they’re all in High School!

121. Q. What kind of bed does a mermaid sleep in?

A. A waterbed!

122. Q. What kind of crackers do firemen like in their soup?

A. Firecrackers!

123. Q. What kind of key opens a banana?

A. A monkey!

124. Q. How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?

A. Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?

125. Q. Why does a hummingbird hum?

A. It doesn’t know the words!

126. Q. Why was the pelican kicked out of the hotel?

A. Because he had a big bill!

Your So Stupid Jokes

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127. You’re so stupid you think Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill.

128. You’re so stupid when you missed the #44 bus you took the #22 bus twice instead!

129. You’re so stupid when the sign said Airport Left you turned around and went home!

130. You’re so stupid you climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side!

131. You’re so stupid you sold your car for gas money!

132. You’re so stupid you thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats!

133. You’re so stupid you thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday!

134. You’re so stupid under “education” on job applications you put “Hooked on Phonics”!

135. You’re so stupid you tried to drown a fish!

136. You’re so stupid you jumped off a cliff to see if the wings on your maxi pads would make you fly!

137. You’re so stupid you locked yourself in a bathroom and pissed in your pants.

138. You’re so stupid you tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff.

139. You’re so stupid you asked someone how to spell “TV.”

140. You’re so stupid you sent me a fax with a stamp on it!

141. You’re so stupid you thought a quarterback was a refund!

142. You’re so stupid you tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order!

143. You’re so stupid you thought Boyz II Men was a daycare centre!

144. You’re so stupid you thought General Motors was in the Army!

145. You’re so stupid you tried to climb Mountain Dew.

146. You’re so stupid when you took a survey that asked you your sex you put in “M, F, and sometimes Wednesday”

147. You’re so stupid you bought tickets to Xbox Live.

148. You’re so stupid you looked in the lake and saw a reflection of yourself, jumped in, and tried to save yourself from drowning.

149. You’re so stupid you grabbed a bowl when I said it was chilly outside.

150. You’re so stupid you left me a voicemail by screaming into my mailbox.

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151.You’re so stupid you went to the beach to surf the internet.

152. You’re so stupid they had to burn down the school to get you out of 3rd grade!

153.You’re so stupid on applications that say “Sign Here” you put “Libra!”

154. You’re so stupid at the bottom of the application where it says “sign here”… you put “Sagittarius.”

155. You’re so stupid you asked for a price check at the Dollar Store!

156. You’re so stupid it takes you 3 hours to watch “60 Minutes!”

157. You’re so stupid you studied for a blood test and failed!

158. You’re so stupid you tried to buy tokens to get on to “Soul Train!”

159. You’re so stupid when you saw under 17 not admitted at the movies you went out and got 16 friends!

160. You’re so stupid when you heard 90% of accidents happen at home you moved!

Stupid Knock Knock Jokes

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161. Knock knock
Who’s there?
You
You who?
Yes? I’m right here!
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162. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Albee
Albee who?
Albee a monkey’s uncle!
Shared by Argo

162. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Britney Spears
Britney Spears who?
Oops, I did it again

163. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Daisy
Daisy who?
Daisy me rolling they hating

164. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Albie
Albie who?
Albie darned, a funny joke!
Shared by Argo

165. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Luke
Luke who?
Luke out – here comes another knock knock joke.
Shared by Argo

166. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Quacker
Quacker who?
Quacker another bad knock knock joke and I’m leaving!
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167. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Yoda
Yoda who?
Yoda leh-ee-hoo!
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168. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Gene
Gene who?
Gen-e-alogy
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169. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Bart
Bart who?
Bart up the wrong tree!
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170. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Crock and Dial
Crock and Dial who?
Crock and Dial Dundee
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171. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Obama
Obama who?
Obama self. Don’t wanna be…
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172. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Leaf
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone!
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173. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Britney Spears
Britney Spears who?

174. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Rita
Rita who?
Rita novel!
Shared by Argo

175. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Water
Water who?
Waterway to answer the door!
Shared by Argo

176. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ida
Ida who?
Ida knows, sorry…
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Stupid Jokes For Kids

Holiday-Jokes

177. Q: What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle’s back?
A: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

178. Q: What did the chicken say when she saw scrambled eggs?
A: What a crazy, mixed up kid.

179. A: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Q: Because the students were so bright.

180. A: Why was the math book sad?
Q: It had too many problems.

181. A: Why did the teacher put rubber bands on her students’ heads?
Q: So they could make snap decisions.

182. A: Why did the 25-watt bulb flunk out of school?
Q: He wasn’t very bright.

183. Q: What do you call a fish with legs?
A: A Two-knee fish!

184. Q: Which side of the chicken has the most feathers?
A: The outside

185. A: What’s the capital of Arkansas?
Q: A.

186. A: What do math teachers eat?
Q: Square meals.

Yo Mama So Stupid Jokes

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187. Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

188. Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was “illegitimate” because she couldn’t read

189. Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind

190. Yo mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox live

191. Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order!

192. Yo mama so stupid she wouldn’t buy a Gameboy because she was a girl

193. Yo mama so stupid she got a wig with Christmas lights in it

194. Yo mama so stupid, she went into the YMCA thinking it was Macy’s

195. Yo mama so stupid she talks in an envelope to send the voicemail

196. Yo mama so stupid when I told her to get the Febreeze, she went outside and said: “Where’s the Free Breeze?”

197. Yo mama is so stupid she thinks that Harlem shake is a drink

198. Yo mama so stupid she took an umbrella to see Purple Rain.

199. Yo mama so stupid she thought if she hits someone with rice they will turn Chinese.

200. yo mama so stupid she sprayed a tree with axe body spray and thought it would fall down