200 Funny Stupid Jokes To Make Your Day


These jokes are indeed very funny, but they also sound stupid, however the stupid nature of these jokes is one of the main reasons why they are actually funny. When reading or listening to a joke just have in mind that it doesnt have to make meaning to be funny, nevertheless the funniest jokes ever heard are those ones that makes no meaning. Here are some examples of some funny stupid jokes that might interest you. These jokes are guaranteed to make you groan as well as laugh out loud. They are also stupid for one and all! Silly set of jokes that kids and adults can enjoy. We hope you’ll find them interesting

Stupid Jokes That Are Funny

1. Q. Where do snowmen keep their money?

A. In snow banks.

2. Q. What’s brown and sticky?

A. A stick.

3. Q. Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea?

A. Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels!

4. Q. What dog keeps the best time?

A. A watch dog.

5. Q. Why did the tomato turn red?

A. It saw the salad dressing!

6. Q. What happens to cows during an earthquake?

A. They give milk shakes!

7. Q. Why did the jelly wobble?

A. Because it saw the milk shake!

8. Q. What do you call a girl who is always in the bookies?

A. Betty!

9. Q. What did the penny say to the other penny?

A. We make perfect cents.

10. Q. Why did the man with one hand cross the road?

A. To get to the second hand shop.

11. Q. Why did the picture go to jail?

A. Because it was framed.

12. Q. What did one wall say to the other wall?

A. I’ll meet you at the corner.

13. Q. Why did the soccer player bring string to the game?

A. So he could tie the score.

14. Q. Why is a baseball team similar to a muffin?

A. They both depend on the batter.

15. Q. Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean?

A. Because they dropped out of school!

16. Q. What goes up and down but doesn’t move?

A. The temperature!

17. Q. What two days of the week start with the letter “T”?

A. Today and Tomorrow!

18. Q. What did the judge say to the dentist?

A. Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth.

19. Q. What do you call a bear with no socks on?

A. Bare-foot.

20. . What can you serve but never eat?

A. A volleyball.




21. Q. What did the teddy bear say when he was offered dessert?

A. No thanks, I’m stuffed!

22. Q. Why did the barber win the race?

A. Because he took a short cut.

23. Q. What’s taken before you get it?

A. Your picture.

24. Q. Why did Goofy put a clock under his desk?

A. Because he wanted to work over-time!

25. Q. Why did Tommy throw the clock out of the window?

A. Because he wanted to see time fly!

26. Q. How does a moulded fruit-flavoured dessert answer the phone?

A. Jell-o!

27. Q. Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

A. In case they get a hole in one!

28. Q. What did the the tie say to the hat?

A. You go on a head, I’ll just hang around!

29. Q. What would you call two banana skins?

A. A pair of slippers

30. Q. How did the farmer mend his pants?

A. With cabbage patches!

31. Q. Why don’t they serve chocolate in prison?

A. Because it makes you break out!

32. Q. What do you call artificial spaghetti?

A. Mockaroni!

33. Q. How do you catch a squirrel?

A. Climb a tree and act like a nut!

34. Q. What do you do with a blue whale?

A. Try to cheer him up!

35. Q. How do you communicate with a fish?

A. Drop him a line!

36. Q. Did you hear the joke about the roof?

A. Never mind, it’s over your head!

37. Q. What do you call a cow eating grass in a paddock?

A. A lawn mooer

38. Q. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?

A. Because he had no-body to go with.

39. Q. What did the grape do when it got stepped on?

A. It let out a little wine!

40. Q. How do you make a tissue dance?

A. Put a little boogey in it!

41. Q. Where do bees go to the bathroom?

A. At the BP station!

42. Q. Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

A. He wanted cold hard cash!

43. Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

A. “Is that you mommy?”

44. Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

A. Frostbite.

45. Q. What are two things you cannot have for breakfast?

A. Lunch and dinner.

46. Q. Why did the boy sprinkle sugar on his pillow before he went to sleep?

A. So he could have sweet dreams.

47. Q. Why did the robber take a bath?

A. Because he wanted to make a clean getaway.

48. Q. Why can’t a leopard hide?

A. Because he’s always spotted!

49. Q. What do you give a dog with a fever?

A. Mustard, its the best thing for a hot dog!

50. Q. What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

A. A sour puss!

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