150+ Funny Random Questions


What a very good way to have fun and enjoy your weekend. I have heard people ask different kinds of questions, some of them thought provoking, some annoying, some stupid while some are intelligent, but these set of questions can make you laugh out loud, though they might make sense but there is always an element of humour in them. These questions can be used to begin a conversation so as to ease tension and to draw the attention of the audience to the speaker, it is a form of entertainment. People seem to be at ease and very happy when they have much fun, hence this is a good source of fun. Its obvious that most people might not be aware of questions that can be fun to ask, and for you not to embarrass yourself or hurt someone else’s feeling, here is a list of some of the funny random question you can try. 

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Funny Random Questions

  1. What is the speed of dark?
  2. Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
  3. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
  4. Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
  5. Does a man-eating shark eat women, too?
  6. When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?
  7. When night falls who picks it up?
  8. When people lose weight, where does it go?
  9. How come chocolate milk doesn’t come from brown cows?
  10. Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty is an egg?
  11. Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
  12. Does one of your socks have a hole in it? Actually, both the socks are bound to have one hole each – one through which you put your foot inside!
  13. Why do people ask, “going up?” even when they see you are standing at level 0 waiting for the elevator?
  14. If a bus stops at a bus station, does your work stop at your workstation?
  15. If it is illegal to drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
  16. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, how do monkeys and apes still exist?
  17. What treatment would you seek if you were addicted to therapy?
  18. Have you been to jail?
  19. They accidentally step on your foot, then ask, “did that hurt?” Why?
  20. Do you twist your tongue while saying a tongue twister?
  21. Don’t you think the eyes must be jealous of the nose for not letting them see each other?
  22. What’s the need to ask “what are you doing here?”, on meeting at a movie theater?
  23. If Iceland has ice, does Finland have fins?
  24. Since there is a speed of light and a speed of sound, is there a speed of smell?
  25. What do chickens think we taste like?
  26. Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
  27. What do sheep count when they can’t get to sleep?
  28. What happens if you get scared half to death, …twice?
  29. Do fish get thirsty?
  30. If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then what are Girl Scout cookies made out of?
  31. What you talk about when there is nothing to talk about
  32. if nothing sticks to teflon what makes th teflon stick to the pan?
  33. Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
  34. Is it wrong for a vegetarian to eat animal crackers?
  35. Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
  36. How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
  37. Why is it that when you transport something by car, it is called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it is called cargo?
  38. If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?
  39. What is another word for thesaurus?
  40. Why is abbreviation such a long word?
  41. What do they use to ship styrofoam?
  42. When sign makers go on strike, what do their signs say?
  43. If a fly has no wings would you call him a walk?
  44. If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
  45. If beauty is skin deep, do ugly people have to remove their skin to look attractive?
  46. they abduct the dumbest people?
  47. Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn’t usually wear any pants?
  48. Why don’t they call mustaches “mouthbrows?”
  49. If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?
  50. Do nuns use crayons?
  51. What’s wrong in saying that there’s nothing wrong in going wrong once in a while but it’s very wrong to go wrong always? How many wrongs did I say?
  52. What to do if an endangered animal eats endangered plants?
  53. If you were a geometric shape, what would you like to be?
  54. If you were of the opposite sex, who would you be like?
  55. What’s the point in asking a waiter, “is that dish good?” Which waiter would say it isn’t!
  56. Aren’t the ears already outside? So why say ‘keep an ear out…’?
  57. Why do people ask, “were you sleeping?” on waking you up from sleep?
  58. How would you know if the dictionary had a wrongly spelled word?
  59. Why does the word ‘monosyllabic’ have five syllables?
  60. Why do they call a building a building when it is already built?
  61. If seven-elevens are always open, why do they have locks on their doors?
  62. If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown, too?
  63. If honesty is the best policy, then is dishonesty the second best policy?
  64. When a cow laughs, does milk come out of its nose?
  65. Do hummingbirds hum because they don’t know the words?
  66. What happens when you swallow your pride?
  67. What if the hokey pokey really is what it’s all about?
  68. What if someone died in the living room?
  69. Do mass murderers kill only in church?
  70. Do people in Australia call the rest of the world ‘up over’?
  71. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how will anyone ever know?
  72. If we say, we are here to help others, what are the others here for?
  73. How can you be ‘all ears’ to something when you have just two? You should be ‘both ears’!
  74. How can you ‘lend’ someone a helping hand when you can’t take it out?
  75. If ‘pro’ is the opposite of ‘con’, is ‘progress’ the opposite of ‘congress’?
  76. Don’t you think, the term, ‘free gift’ is a redundant use of words?
  77. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
  78. Would you believe in a liar who admits he is one?
  79. If you are to take a picture of cheese, what do you think it would say?
  80. Who killed the dead sea?
  81. Where is Old Zealand?
  82. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?”
  83. Who was the first person to see an egg come from a chicken’s butt and think, “I’ll bet that would be good to eat?
  84. If a candle factory burns down, does everyone just stand around and sing “Happy Birthday?”
  85. If people from Poland are called “”poles”” are people from Holland called “”holes?””
  86. Can you cry under water?
  87. Is there an abbreviation for the word abbreviation?
  88. Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
  89. Why do people say “you know…” How would you know before they complete?
  90. What if a wrong number is busy? You would never know it’s wrong!
  91. What would you call the fear of fears?
  92. What’s the point in saying “what are you saying?” when you know what’s being said!
  93. Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
  94. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
  95. Is it okay to shoot tourists during tourist season?
  96. Why can’t we tickle ourselves?
  97. If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what do you think it is expanding into?
  98. Why are boxing rings square-shaped?
  99. If a guy that was about to die in the electric chair had a heart attack should they save him?
  100. Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
  101. Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David?
  102. If London Bridge is standing why is there a song about it falling down?
  103. Why is it that before 9/11 they always showed the emergency broadcast system test, and on 9/11 they never used it?
  104. If a nursing mother had her nipples pierced would the milk come out of all three holes?
  105. Why doesn’t McDonald’s sell hotdogs?
  106. At a movie theatre which arm rest is yours?
  107. What is Satan’s last name?
  108. Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They’re going to see you naked anyway.
  109. Do they have the word “dictionary” in the dictionary?
  110. Can you daydream at night?
  111. Why are the little styrofoam pieces called peanuts?
  112. Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don’t lay eggs.
  113. Do siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?
  114. Why are they called ‘Jolly Ranchers’? Who said that the ranchers were jolly?
  115. Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?
  116. Can a short person “talk down” to a taller person?
  117. Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
  118. Can animals commit suicide?
  119. What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
  120. If a doctor suddenly had a heart attack while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
  121. How can something be “new” and “improved”? if it’s new, what was it improving on?
  122. Why aren’t drapes double sided so it looks nice on the inside and outside of your home?
  123. What is the stage of a reptile when it has eggs in it but they haven’t been laid. Are they pregnant?
  124. If Mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
  125. Why do people never say “it’s only a game” when they’re winning?
  126. If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
  127. Why is it called a funny bone, when if you hit it, it’s not funny at all?
  128. Do you yawn in your sleep?
  129. If a stripper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense?
  130. Why do we sing “Rock a bye baby” to lull a baby to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle on the ground?
  131. If parents say, “Never take candy from strangers” then why do we celebrate Halloween?
  132. Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself?
  133. Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
  134. When two people marry, they say, “you may kiss the bride”. What do they say if two MEN get married?
  135. Why is it that when we “skate on thin ice”, we can “get in hot water”?
  136. Why do people say beans beans the magical fruit when beans are vegetables?
  137. If laughter is the best medicine, who’s the idiot who said they ‘died laughing’?
  138. If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
  139. How fast do hotcakes sell?
  140. Do prison buses have emergency exits?
  141. Do astronauts change their clocks when they move over different time zones in space?
  142. Can a black person join the kkk?
  143. When lightning strikes the ocean why don’t all the fish die?
  144. When there’s two men who “get married”, do they both go to the same bachelor party?
  145. Why do dogs like the smell of other dogs butts?
  146. If a cannibal was on death row could he ask for the last guy that was electrocuted for his last meal?
  147. Do Chinese people get English sayings tattooed on their bodies?
  148. Do glow-in-the-dark objects stop glowing when somebody turns the lights on?
  149. Can crop circles be square?
  150. If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don’t they fall through the floor?
  151. Why is it that on a phone or calculator the number five has a little dot on it?
  152. When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible?
  153. If a bald person works as a chef at a restaurant, do they have to wear a hairnet?
  154. If milk goes bad if not refrigerated, does it go bad if the cow isn’t refrigerated?
  155. Who was Sadie Hawkins?
  156. Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?
  157. Can cannibals be arrested for being under the influence of alcohol (e.g. drunk-driving) if they have eaten someone who was drunk?
  158. If you died with braces on would they take them off?
  159. If someone has their nose pierced, have a cold, and take their nose ring out. Does snot come out of the piercing hole?
  160. How come lemon washing up liquid contains real lemons, but lemon juice contains artificial flavourings.

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